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niiglet:

i skipped that part in puberty where i get pretty and hot


My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls  ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cute 

did he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

1/4 of tumblr:
OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr:
OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr:
WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr:
yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day

yiaichenn:

221b-mine-please:

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

shut your pi hole

youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

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(Source: sharonosbourne)

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

balloonney:

teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them

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and think the video is broken when it stops to load

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“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”

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“work in pairs”

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claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

doglets:

actually all of my systems are nervous

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

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