If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
THIS NEEDS TO BE DISCUSSED
#like are you kidding me#i have dinner to make#im gonna be 14 minutes late already because i had to drive across town to get the soy milk#cant believe they were out#I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS I HAVE MOTHERLY THINGS TO DO#WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MY SHOW IS ON AT 8 AND I WILL BE DAMNED IF YOU EFF THIS UP FOR ME#DO NOT TOUCH ME I HAVE HAD SELF DEFENSE CLASSES#I HAVE A RAPE WHISTLE#I WAS SLEEPING WITH A COP FOR FOUR MONTHS DO YOU THINK I CANT KILL YOU#DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MAKE A POT ROAST#I DONT THINK YOU DO#NOW IS NOT A GOOD EFFING TIME (x)
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
this sexy as hell man im so basic
….girl…. You spreakin everything
My final form
This is so perfect.
For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.
ok but how is your provider satan
how is yours not
Did you sell your soul for bars?
It’s a recession
"The Other Side of the Rainbow"
I DUNNO MAN
DOESN’T REALLY SOUND LIKE A PLACE I WANNA GO
EVEN THE FLAVORS SOUND SCARY AND WIERDLY… IDK
AND LET’S NOT FORGET THAT DARKEST AND MOST DEPRAVED OF FRUITS
But blood orange.
its fucking red
The real world.
This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.
And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.
This show was so real, it makes me wonder what the hell happened to disney because they NEVER address issues like this in their new tv shows.
Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE
HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD
I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET
IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”
OMG ITS BEEN DISCOVERED
the thrilling saga by fun. and the black keys
When you find a friend you can act stupid with:
and the one who refuses to do it with you